Tel Aviv is not a big city, you can walk to everywhere in two hours, but it will become bigger when you take a taxi, for example, from the hotel where we stay to another hotel where my friend stay, it is about five minutes to walk, but it will spend almost ten minutes by taxi.....
The taxi driver never tell you the true price, you must know how to consult the price with them, never just take the taxi to somewhere and forget to get a good discount, some pieces about the taxi driver who I met in Israel.
1.
" how much go to the center hotel?"
"forty shekels."
"forty? I took a taxi here from center this morning around ten oclock, just thirty shekels."
"It was in the morning, but now it is afternoon."
"It is five oclock now, why?"
"OK, thirty five shekels".
" But why?"
"It was in the morning, but now it is afternoon."
"Why different? OK, I know morning is morning, and afternoon is afternoon, but...."
"OK, thirty shekels, but it is afternoon now."
" Let's go, it is afternoon now I know."
2.
In the street of Haifa, 2:00pm, we are walking and suddenly a mid age guy who smiled to me far away.
" Hi, where are you from?"
" China."
" China? Great, we love China. Are you traveling here?"
" Yes, could you tell me where is the best view here which we should not miss?"
" I can take you there by taxi."
"Taxi?"
" I am taxi driver."
" Oh."
"But we need to have lunch first."
"I can drive you there, my car is there, not far."
" But here have many resturants"
"Oh, yeah, you can choose one of them, they are great, but after the lunch, I can drive to the garden, you can call me after your lunch," he gave us his name card, " and maybe you can give me your phone number so that I can give you a call."
" I will call you if we need your car."
" Ok, have a nice meal, do not forget to call me, I will drive you to the garden."
After the lunch, we walked two minutes and found the garden....
3.
In the taxi, we went to the dance center...
" Japanese?" the driver asked.
"No, we are from China."
" China? Great, do you need taxi?"
"Go to China? I wish."
" Go to Jerusalem."
"we have been there yesterday."
"you should go to dead sea, I can drive you there, just 1000 shekels"
" but I need go to the dance center now to talk with my team."
" Your team, do you need two cars?"
4.
In Haifa, we took a taxi to bus station, the driver took us a long way and find a bus stop by the road.
"Here is the bus stop", he said.
"no, we want to go to the bus station, not stop."
" it is the stop."
" I know, we need go to the station."
"there are no bus in the station today, it is a holy day."
"but we just took the bus this morning from Tel Aviv to Haifa, there are buses there."
"you can take bus here."
" to Tel aviv?"
"No." he said
"why we are here?"
The driver suddenly can not understand what I said, so we found a guy to help us, bla, bla.... he needs us to pay more 25 shekels to go to bus station, but I told him that we just can pay 25 shekels which he asked when we took the taxi...he looked somewhat unhappy, but he started to drive again.
"Bus station? how about train station?"
"is there any train go to Tel Aviv today?"
"no"
"why we need go there?"
"Bus?"
"the bus with ten seats, I told you many times during your drive, the bus, mid bus, not that big, but bigger than a car, have ten seats, ten, one, two, three...."
"taxi?"
"No, it is bus, have ten seats."
"No, it is taxi, not bus? I know, I know, that kind of Taxi, I know where....."
He drives us there soon and we paid him more ten shekels, in Israel, mid bus calls taxi, do you remember?
5.
I am calling a taxi driver on the phone....
" Could you take us to Dead sea?"
"Jerusalem? No."
" Dead sea, not Jerusalem."
"Dead sea? No."
"why?"
"It is cold today."
6.
I am in the taxi and talk with the driver.
"Sir, could you take us to center hotel?"
"Center hotel?"
"Yes, here is the name card of the hotel."
I showed him the card and he read it carefully in almost one minute, I found he read it upside-down.
"Sir, you should turn it down..."
He turns it and read it again.
"Sir, now you know where we will go, the address is in Hebrew." I asked him.
"yes, I know," he smiles to me," but I do not know how to get there, do you have map?"
7.
In taxi.
" How much to Center hotel?" I asked, when the driver turns on the mileometer, it is the first time I saw a driver who does like that.
"How much?"
"Yes, how much money?"
"Center hotel?"
"Yes, center hotel, not far."
" You want to have a price without the machine?" He asked.
"Yes, how much?"
"Twenty eight."
"Twenty eight shekels? Just now I just paid twenty five shekels from hotel."
"Yeah, twenty five shekels, but now you have three people, one more shekels each person....."
"Wow...."
8.
Just stop a taxi on the street.
" How much to Don Pronarama hotel?" I said after the driver open the window of his car.
"Thirty, thirty shekels."
"OK." We got on the taxi, and he started to have a U-trun and we found it is the wrong direction.
"Sir, we know how to drive to Don hotel, and we will pay thirty shekels, could you please do not show us Tel Aviv again....."
He stop U-trun and we use five mintues arrive the Don Pronarama hotel.
9.
My friend, Pan Yu, she took the taxi to move her luggage from city hotel to center hotel, it needs twenty shekels which she spent several times at night.
"How much?" Pan asked aloud.
"Thirty shekels".
"No, I paid many time and all of them just need twenty shekels, it is because of morning?" Pan knew the story which I told her about the different between morning and night.
"No."
"Why?"
"Yes, it is twenty shekels from city hotel to center hotel, but.....but you ordered me, it is five shekels, and you have one luggage, you need to pay more five, all together is thirty." thought about five seconds, the driver said very affirmatively.
"Oh, oh, ok, oh, I see..."
Pan told me she never understood until now.
.......